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Dude, when you die you’ll be 80 and you’ll be too lazy to get off your fat ass and fix your oxygen machine so you’ll just slowly suffocate as you sit there staring at Jacob Pitts’ hands on the internet.

Leah

Choose 5 Shows & Answer These Questions

1) The Office

2) Justified

3) Doctor Who

4) The Big Bang Theory

5) SNL

1. Who is your favorite character in 2? 

Boyd Crowder. Absolutely.

2. Who is your least favorite character in 1? 

Is it possible to have a least favorite character of The Office? There isn’t anyone to hate because everyone is perfect in their role. Hmmm. I guess I can go with Karen (she’s not a regular, but whatever). And it’s nothing against her, I liked her and all. But she came between Jim and Pam so she automatically got a bitchface from me.

3. What’s your favorite episode of 4? 

I don’t think I’ve seen them all, but just in general every episode is perfect.

4. What is your favorite season of 5?

Season 27, absolutely. 

5. What’s your favorite relationship in 3? 

THE DOCTOR AND ROSE, FOREVER.

6. Who is your anti relationship in 2?

Shit, I don’t know. There are only really 2 pairings and I love Ava & Boyd, so I guess I’d have to say Raylan & Winona (even though I like them together now, but I didn’t before). 

7. How long have you watched 1?

Since the very first episode. I was 14.

8. How did you become interested in 3?

Well, it was a mixture of my friend Leah insisting that I watch it for a few years along with basically seeing every single episode through gifs on Tumblr and also David Tennant as well as people telling me “You kind of look like Amy Pond” (because ginger = Amy Pond, apparently).  

9. Who is your favorite actor in 4?

Jim Parsons, duh.

10. Which show do you prefer 1, 2, or 5?

The Office for when I’m sad/upset. Justified all of the other times.

11. Which show have you seen more episodes of 1 or 3?

The Office, but only because I’ve just started watching Doctor Who (and The Office is ahead in seasons if you don’t count pre-2005 Doctor Who). 

12. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

I would probably be Leonard.

13. How would you kill off your favorite character in 1?  

Ryan? I can’t come up with a way to kill him but I’m sure it would be something fucking ridiculously awesome.

14. Would a 3/4 crossover work?  

Oh my God, absolutely. A bunch of super duper genius science nerds and The Doctor? Just yes.

15. Pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely, but strangely okay couple.  

Hmm, I think Gabe and Kelly could do wonderful things together. 

16. Overall, which show has a better cast, 3 or 5? 

Hahaha, both of these shows have frequently changing casts… but I’d say Doctor Who just because there are some people currently on SNL that I’m just not too fond of. 

17. Which has better theme music, 2 or 4?

Judging by theme songs… I’d say Justified. They both get stuck in my head, but Justified’s song is just so raunchy. 

Much of the time you are preoccupied with things of an intensely exciting nature. You need stimulation and variation with all matters pertaining to your life. You want to be regarded as an exciting and interesting personality being able to charm and influence others. You use powerful strategies with predictable outcomes so as to avoid endangering your chances of success or undermining other people’s confidence in you.

You are full of stress at this time. It would seem that you are having more than your fair share of trials and tribulations and you are looking for a way out. You are not quite sure which way to go but the advice is - ‘Stop trying so hard’.

Being emotionally inhibited you have no alternative at this time but to be a ‘watcher’ rather than a ‘doer’. At this time you feel as if you are being forced to compromise and stand back. But this is not the true you. Deep down there is that warm ‘open’ you which is awaiting the moment to burst forth - maybe like the chrysalis which will soon become the butterfly.

You are trying to prove yourself - not only to yourself but also to everyone around you. There is much that you would like to say and do but the situation warrants self-restraint and that is the last thing that you have on your mind. It would seem that you have an unsatisfied need to ally yourself with others whose standards are as high as your own. You want to be different - to stand out from the crowd. This is subjecting you to considerable stress but you tend to stick to your attitudes despite lack of appreciation. Of course, you are finding the situation uncomfortable and would like nothing better but to break away from it but you don’t like the idea of compromise. Your main problem is that you are unable to resolve the situation because you continually postpone making the necessary decisions. You feel that if you make the wrong choice this would lead to such opposition that you would not be able to command the esteem of others. It is essential that those around you are prepared to comply with your wishes.

You really like doing what you do and, more than that, you like yourself. Your attitude to work and to life is that ‘If its not fun - then don’t do it’. You want to be liked and respected, not for who you are but for what you are - and it seems to be working.