Justified.

It’s that time again.

  • Ava being a badass bitch and taking the reigns and telling Boyd, Arlo, AND Johnny what was up with the whole Dicky situation, omg.
  • Raylan calling the Wizard of Oz a pussy and then comparing him to Limehouse, hahahaha.
  • Quarles is just fucking… ugh.
  • I mean why isn’t he dead yet?
  • He’s just fucking shit up left and right.
  • AND DUFFY YOU MOTHER FUCKER THAT CAR EXPLOSION HURT MY BABY BOYD I CAN’T WAIT TO NEVER SEE YOUR CREEPY ASS FACE AGAIN.
  • Although I laughed real hard when you said Quarles had “a stupid baby head.” 
  • Boyd rescuing Ava from Arlo’s crazy ass, swoon.
  • Oh my God, Arlo called Boyd “Raylan.” 
  • Did you see Boyd’s face? DID YOU SEE IT.
  • And now Arlo’s seeing Helen because he’s off his meds so now there’s something else Raylan had to damn take care of. Crazy ass dad. 
  • Is Dicky dead? I mean, I know Raylan shot him but like, is he dead or going to prison?
  • “You’re just a stupid, hillbilly piece of shit.” 
  • I like Dicky’s stupid self, but I was really looking forward to seeing the satisfaction on Boyd’s face when he got to kill him.
  • Limehouse is a snake. But I kinda like him. He’s on top of his game, man.
  • “Marshall, do I strike you as a Van Halen fan?” 
  • Omg that cop (can’t remember his name) died!!!!! No!!!!!! Fucking Quarles. 
  • I’m really happy this wasn’t the season finale because I thought it would be.
  • Next week SO MUCH IS GOING TO HAPPEN. 
  • I hope Raylan and Boyd save each other. I miss seeing their sexually frustrating bromance. 
  • and his stupid baby head?
  • and his stupid baby head?
  • and his stupid baby head?

“His initials are ‘Boyd Crowder.’”

ALL I CAN SAY RIGHT NOW IS THIS BUILD UP IS KILLING ME!

  • Everyone and their fucking dog wants Quarels dead, damn.
  • HAY TIM GUTTERSON YOU FINE LITTLE THING GLAD YOU MADE AN APPEARANCE. 
  • Also, I like watching you eat string cheese. 
  • I missed Dicky’s wiry little self. 
  • Boyd Crowder Boyd Crowder Boyd Crowder GETTIN’ SHIT DONE, SON.
  • He should just join the Marshall service.
  • That way he and Raylan can take care of each other without that “but I still hate you so whatever” exchange afterwards. Even though I love the tension. 
  • I’m still kind of stuck on Tim Gutterson, I was so happy to see him. 
  • Quarels is a damn freak. And now he’s all unconscious and naked and chained to a bed and that just makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
  • Next week is going to EXPLODE.
  • bb Boyd better be careful. I feel like someone’s gonna get hurt. 
  • I feel like Quarles and Dicky are both gonna die. 
  • And Art is gonna get shot, because he kept freaking out about it tonight. 
  • Raylan’s gonna get stuck because he’s after Quarels AND Dicky and Boyd is after Quarels AND Dicky but it looks like he’s taking Dicky’s side for a chunk of that 3 mil even though he wants Dicky dead so bad WHAT IS RAYLAN GONNA DO IF HE HAS TO STAND UP AGAINST BOYD even though Raylan doesn’t really want Dicky dead persay so I guess that wouldn’t matter I’m just trying to imagine the tension of next week ugh I’m gonna die.
  • Oh, and Tim Gutterson. 
  • Oh yeah, and Win Duffy or whatever the hell is name is… I’ll be glad when I don’t have to see him anymore. He makes me feel weird. He and that creepy Sheriff. But after all these dudes are cleared out, WHO’S GONNA BE TAKING OVER HARLAN NEXT?

Justified:

At first, when Dickie had Raylan hangin’ from a tree and was beatin’ him with a baseball bat, I was like:

But then, Boyd showed up like the fly ass motha fucka he is and I was like:

BUT NOW THE SEASON IS OVER AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO AVA!!!????!?!?!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO UNTIL NEXT SEASON, HUH? WHAT?!