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Radio: I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way.
Me: No.
Radio: I'd trade my soul for a wish. Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
Me: Shhh.
Radio: Your stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'.
Me: ...
Radio: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Me: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY.
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boy: did it hurt
girl: (sigh) did what hurt
boy: breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
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jamessgordon:
if there was one piece of confetti that prince harry found sticking to him more than normal that was my confetti doing its job
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modmad:
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getnothingdone:
has anyone noticed we brits literally take nothing seriously
#we parachuted our queen into the olympic stadium
#we made hundreds of Mary Poppins’ battle Voldemort
is it a little late to bring in the boston tea party because you guys took that pretty harsh
Nobody messes with the tea
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“naaaaaaaaa. naaaaaaaaaaa. naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaAa. naaaaAAAaaAa!”
– american kids pretending to know the words to “hey jude”.
Meanwhile I’m screaming all of the bits Paul seemed to forget. “JUDE HAY JUDE HAY JUDAYJUDAYJUDAYJUDE!”
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wvnderbar:
having cereal for dinner
had ice cream for breakfast
all those dreams we had as kids become symptoms of clinical depression now
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pregnat:
i am the friend that laughs really hard at their own jokes
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